A sampling of reactions from my daughters' reactions to the dresses worn to the Golden Globes this evening, just because life is so amazingly stressful right now I NEEDED something like this to blog.
For those who don't know, Hannah is 6, and Lindsay is 10.
H: Eh, no. (Me: why not?) Because of that line thing that shows her feet.
L: I like that one. It's a pretty dress, even though it doesn't have any glitter or anything.
H: No. (Why not?) It's just. . .ugh. (She seems too disgusted for words.)
L: I don't think so. It's a dull color.
H: That's not a dress. (But how does she look?) *silence*
L: It's pretty good.
H: That's too much flowers.
L: I like those flowers. She's got style.
(an aside, did she change her dress or something? We didn't watch the actual show.)
H: I like it a little.
L: I love that one, it's the color of roses.
H: It looks like dried lava.
L: The ruffles are pretty good.
H: I like that one, but not the belt part.
L: I like the train and the color.
H: Ooh, I like this one too. It's so white!
L: Oooooh! Ahhhhhh!
H: Uhhh, it's skinny. Nope.
L:It looks like she's ready to go to a party, which is pretty good.
H: Oooooh sparkly!
L: Are those sparkles? (yes.) I LOVE sparkles!
H: I like the colors. (when the cutout part was pointed out to her) So?
L: I don't think so. The split part is almost showing her underwear.
H: Ummmm. Maybe.
L: I like the shimmer and tulle.
L: It's a job well done.
Lindsay: That's BEAUTIFUL.
H: Why is there a bow?
L: I don't like the way her breasts poof up.
L: Now THAT'S a dress.
Hannah's favorite: Isla Fisher. "Cause sparkles." Yes, of course.
Lindsay's favorite: Alyssa Milano "It's pretty. Really pretty." Well, there you go.